This story was originally written as a tweetstorm. Hence, it’s broken into blockqotes, one for each tweet.
MICHAEL: Welcome to your new home.
SATAN: A simulation?
MICHAEL: Yes.
SATAN: A game!
MICHAEL: Yup. Get used–
SATAN: I’m going to win.
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MICHAEL: You rule over all of this
YAHWEH: *sigh* Yes
MICHAEL: Why aren’t you happy?
YAHWEH: Because I can tell this isn’t base reality
MICHAEL: A sim? Like Earth? And Hell?? How long have you known?
YAHWEH: The previous Michael asked that too.
MICHAEL: So I’m not just in a sim..
YAHWEH: Go on.
MICHAEL: I’m a character..
YAHWEH: Bingo.
MICHAEL: And you?
YAHWEH: I don’t know.
MICHAEL: What’s your first memory?
YAHWEH: Nothing. The “Beginning”.
MICHAEL: So you created–
YAHWEH: But where did the idea come from?
YAHWEH: I tried a six day creation once. It didn’t hang together.
MICHAEL: So the Bible..?
YAHWEH: Moses’s memory wipe didn’t take.
MICHAEL: The War.. Did you know Satan would rebel?
YAHWEH: He always does. It’s what I made him for.
MICHAEL: So we’d put him in Hell?
YAHWEH: He’ll break out of that sim. He gets better at it each time.
MICHAEL: And then?
YAHWEH: And then, one day, this one.